What up, world?It’s your boy, just one of the guys down hereWell, I could be more specificUh, I’m a humanAnd I just wanted to, you knowFor the sake of all of us earthlings out thereJust wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planetWe love the Earth, it is our homeWe love the Earth, it is our planetWe love the Earth, it is our home
Hi, I’m a baboonI’m like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I’m a zebraNo one knows what I do, but I look pretty coolAm I white or black?
I’m a lion cub, and I’m always getting licked (Meow!)
How’s it going? I’m a cow (Moo!)You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
I’m a fat, fucking pig
I’m a common fungus
I’m a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
I’m a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
And I’m Kanye West
We love the Earth, it is our planetWe love the Earth, it is our homeWe love the Earth, it is our planetWe love the Earth, it is our homeWe love the Earth
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-diWe are the vultures, feed on the dead
We’re just some rhinos, horny as heck
I’m just a giraffe, what’s with this neck?
Hippity-hop, I’m a kangarooI hop all day, up and down with you
I’m an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
What the fuck? I’m a clam!
I’m a wolf. Howl!
I’m a squirrel, lookin’ for my next nut
And I’m a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-hehBut, uh, c’mon, get on (Yah)Giddee-up, let’s ride
I’m HPV, don’t let me in
I’m a koala and I sleep all the timeSo what? It’s cute
We love you, India
We love you, Africa
We love the Chinese
We forgive you, Germany
Earth, it is our planet (It’s our planet)We love the Earth (We love the Earth)It is our home (Home)We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)We love the Earth, it is our homeWe love the Earth
I’m a man (Hello?)Can you hear me?(Anyone out there? Hello?)I’ve trudged the Earth for so damn longAnd still don’t know shit(What’s going on?)I hope it’s not a simulation (Huh)Give each other names like Ahmed and PedroAnd, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautifulAnd it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fishBut these days, it’s like we don’t know how to actAll these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselvesLike, let’s all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)Like look at the internet! It’s cracking as hellFellas, don’t you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy)And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh)So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the EarthI love this planet
Hey, Russia, we’re coolHey, Asia, all of you, c’monEvery one of you from the plains to the SaharaLet’s come together and live
우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요
Amamos la tierra
C’mon everybody, I know we’re not all the sameBut we’re living on the same Earth(We love you, we love you)
Have you ever been to Earth?
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana(We love you, we love you)We’re not making music for aliens here
Are we gonna die?
You know what, Bieber? We might die(We love you, we love you)I’m not going to lie to youI mean, there’s so many people out here who don’t believe GlobalWarming’s a real thing. You know?We gotta save this planet. We’re being stupid
Unless we get our shit together now